When
I write my reviews for this site, I don't include numerical marks of
any kind. I don't give something 4 stars or something else a score of
9 out of 10. However, when I post links to my reviews on other sites
that include such markings, I will often grudgingly apply one. But
the truth is, I prefer not to give marks, so that's why you don't see
them in the reviews themselves.
This
is for a couple simple reasons. Primarily, it's because I find that a
simple number doesn't really tell a lot. There's far more nuance to
anything than a single score could ever provide. Not only that,
different people assign different meanings to scores. One just has to
look at the various review threads on Gallifrey Base to see this. One person can call a particular episode
terrible and still give it a score of 6 out of 10, while the next
person will offer all kinds of praise and give exactly the same
score.
But
even if everyone were to agree on how good any particular score is,
there's still a lot not conveyed by it. If “5 out of 10”
means mediocre, does it mean that the whole thing is mediocre or that
it's mostly really good but let down by some major part being poor?
Perhaps it's the reverse of that, mostly bad but with a major
redeeming feature? Or is it all over the place and just sort of
averages out to 5? Since all these things need to be explained
anyway, I feel it's just better to go ahead and explain them and not
worry about assigning a number to go with them.
I've
often commented that Steven Moffat's Doctor Who
stories can be a mix of brilliance and annoyance, and “The Husbands
of River Song” is a definite example of this, and one for which a
numerical score would definitely not convey any indication of how
good or bad it is. It's definitely an entertaining episode, which is
ultimately its main objective and thus is a success. It has some
funny moments, some touching moments, and great performances from its
two leads. But it also has some terribly unfunny jokes, a paper-thin
plot, poor characterisation, and some rather poor performances from
several of the guest stars. It also manages to make you both love and
hate River Song at the same time—which may, I admit, be
intentional. It all makes for a bit of a confounding episode.
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